Get In Line

Everywhere I go someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend

I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castonettes with my knees

I try to be cool and give her space but a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place

Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool outta me

Everybody open your mouth

Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah ah)

Everything will be alright if you play along

Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me

And when I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash

What ever could they want from me?

Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?

I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram shaped rash

Everybody open your mouth

Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah ah)

Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all (turn it up)

Everybody get in line

Everybody turn and cough (ah ah)

Everything'll be alright if you just lay off

Dictate a memo to myself

Tryin' to finally find the only one in complete health

Consult contemporaries if there are some to see

There really isn't anyone who's in my lane

Every night at a lane, someone thinks they've got a find beyond me

I try to take three deep breaths as I walk up to my minivan

Everyone says I'm lookin' great but it's hard to stand up let alone to try to concentrate

I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to the man

Everybody open your mouth

Everybody just say ah (ah ah ah ah)

Everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all

Everybody get in line

Everybody turn and cough

Everything'll be alright if you just lay

Everything'll be alright if you just lay

Everything'll be alright if you just lay off