Santa Ana

I fell in love in Santa Ana

The girl was just my type

Then we made love in Santa Ana

The shit went on all night

And then she said to me

Oh Joshua can't you see

I'm the kind of girl you should marry

A twenty year old girly

I felt like Mr. Furley

Looking at Janet and Terri

Well I got lost in Santa Ana

Trying to find a payphone

A victorious soldier in Santa Ana

Hoping to find his way home

And I saw the Condre's bug

And I gave home boy a hug

Haven't seen him for about a year now

I said now check it yo

I've been walking toe to toe

He said you can always count on me bro

Well he and I left Santa Ana

And Long Beach was just in sight

I said what the hell were you doing in Santa Ana

Something just wasn't right

He said there's this mommy there

With long flowing auburn hair

And a blond streak down the left side

He talked some other biz

And I knew my girl was his

Check you later dog thanks for the ride

Well this girl of ours

Her name was Adriana

Would mess up a friendship that's tight

I met her through my friend Susana

Who called me the very next night

She said I swear it's true what I'm about to drop on you

Your little girlfriends got a scandalous habit

A sorted tale is this about where she likes to piss

And at Jeff's house she revealed it

While he poured himself a drink and I pissed in his bathroom sink

Even though the air of romance wafted inside

Well the old sink didn't hold and the girl got knocked out cold

Got to go now the ambulance has arrived

Oooohhh, Adriana

Oh no, no no

Oooohhh, Santa Ana