All That Matters Parody

Oh oh, this whole year I’ve been stone off my ass

So bad that I grew this ratstache

It makes me look manly

[Devyn Deloera:]

No, it actually makes you look sleazy

Oh oh.

Whenever I’m wearing this boy dress it feels like I’m missing my pen!s, yeah

And my shirt’s so oversized it makes me look like a twelve year old girl, oh yeah yeah

You think I’m spoiled

A self absorbed privileged brat [Justin Bieber – Gets Hit By A Water Bottle]

You hit me right on the head.

Who in the hell just three that?

I’m pissing in this bucket to make the working man cry

If you are not rich you should die

I’m all that matters to me yeah yeah

Don’t care about nobody else

I’m in love with myself

I am pure conceit [Justin Bieber – Gets Hit By A Water Bottle]

Top throwing bottles at me

OW OW!

Throw another one and I will scream

Fine I’m leaving this scene.

I won’t use my feet.

These black guys will walk for me.

Check out this pic. Don’t I look so fine?

Here’s me and Will Smith. God I am so tight

[Angela Daun:]

Will you please stop forcing me to look at your dumb pics. I cannot take it.

Oh Oh!

I wrote in Anne Frank’s ledger. Thought she would have been a Belieber

[Anne Frank:]

You are worse than a Nazi. I would never Belieb in you. You Douche!

I do graffiti, speed in my Ferrari. I even spit on my fans if they get too close to me.

I’m so cool that some creep got surgery to look like me. But the surgeon failed terribly.

I just went thru puberty yeah yeah that’s why I’m acting sexual in which hole does my pen!s go?

That’s it! I’m leaving!

Nobody walks out on me. You bitch.

Black guys come carry me away.

I want seex and I will pay.

Let’s go on vacay.

Brazil is calling my name.

Ah ow ow – get me out of here! Damn it!

[Guy/Girl:]

Small pen!s.

[Justin Bieber:]

What the hell. Are you filming me! What did I tell you —

[Guy/Girl:]

Pappi.