Animals Parody

I’ve been a pop star for a long time.

People’s sexiest man alive

Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep

That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo

And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat

My beard’s gross

This video’s all about me

Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen

I’m showing off my abs and all of my tattoos

I’ve done commercials bout acne

I’ve got a show on NBC

It is time that I show you what else I can do

Yea

I can stand in rain in a hoodie

I can develop photography

I can hump pretend hunks of meat

I can act totally crazy

I can take pictures on my smart phone

I can smear blood on my hot muscles

This is just like “American Psycho”

Oh!

How do I make my voice so high?

Breaks the windows every time.

I use helium

I inhale it from these balloons.

When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die

That’s why animals always show up to my shows

Go away!

This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts

Guess he forgot we’re in the band too – d!ck!~

I look so good it’s all about me

I am the one fans wanna see

I’m damn sick of Adam’s attitude

This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1

Even though now there are 6 of us

No one even knows who we are

Adam you’re always the damn star

Nobody wants to watch this weird shit

Of course they do especially this

Check it out now he’s acting like a wolf owooooo

Seriously Adam!? You didn’t tell me you were going to pour blood all over me?

Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh…. [slap]

You’re ruining our reputation

This video’s disgusting

No it’s artistic

It’s just sick

We’re tired of this shit

What the hell are you doing guys?

Don’t worry it’s a surprise

That’s totally fine as long as I get more screen time

Oh you will!

I don’t know why why why why

You tied me up I’m scared I’m too pretty to die die die

No no no!

We won’t kill you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind

No no no!

And now it’s time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you @ss listen to your own voice!

I’ve been a pop star for a long time.

People’s sexiest man alive

Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep