Break Free Parody

This video is the ultimate nerd fantasy

The only thing missing is a Darth Vader s%x scene

I was a children’s TV star

Now I want to be a mature artist

I’m not just for kids anymore

Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this

That’s right

I’m dating the rapper you saw in the video I did before (boning) a black guy to break free

My good girl image was a bore

This song sounds like Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”

I copy shit you’ve heard before

“This Kiss” by Carly Rae Jepsen

I ripped off that song even more

I am getting undressed in zero gravity it’s obvious that I am just laying on a green screen yea

My show on Nickelodeon never would of let me shoot missile boobs

Now I show so much of my hot skin

Most people think they are watching R&dtube

This is the part in every dance video we dee the DJ turn some knobs

I’m just pretending to do things this is playing off my iPod

Hey b#tch not only did you rip off my song you took my projectile boob move

I’ll teach you to steal from Katy

You skinny dumb breast shooting noob

You’re just jealous that I’m younger and hotter plus my voice is better than yours

Russell Brand was smart to leave you

Now you are gonna hear me roar!

Hold up nobody shoots cream at my baby unless it is your boy Big Sean

Prepare to feel the wrath of my massive projectile dong!

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Oh what the f@ck!

That’s right! This was one big elaborate Ice Bucket Challenge Video!

Now I nominate Katy Perry.

Oh hell no, look enough is enough with this bullshit. Okay we are in a god damn drought and you wasting the water by pouring it on your muther-fu$%%% AHHHH! Mother-F@#$$

I have accepted Ariana Grande’s Ice Bucket Challenge

You know, you could just donate the money, right? B#itch!

Now, I nominate Steve the camera guy!

Me?

I swear to god Steve! I swear to god if you dump a damn bucket of water on your head, Imma gonna blow your camera up!

And I told you – I told you not to… .AHH! GOD! BOOOI BOOI B%TCH we are so breaking up!