Dark Horse Parody

Yeah! Ya’ll know what it is! Katy Perry, Juicy J. Uh huh! Let’s rage.

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag

And now it is audition time for my next man [AUDITIONS TO BE KATY'S NEXT BOO]

But I have one request to be with me

Treat me shittely then cheat on me

You were my darling flower

You should go take a shower

My finger might just be the only thing that can please

Katy Perry

Take me back I brought you a gift

Panties from the girl who lives next door

Are those Victoria’s Secret?

I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior

That is what you get, you cheap prick (Hey)

This video’s offensive (Hey) (Hey)

To Muslims and Egyptians. (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey)

Put my makeup back!

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Let’s lez out

Oh no, not again Miley

We made out

That’s because you mouth raped me

I brought you a jar of all my STD’s

You’re sickening!

If you want a date a cheater

I could show you just how blurred my lines are

Get out here you old creeper

Marry me again, I’m the worst by far.

I’m not interested, so sorry (Hey)

Don’t zap us with your boobies (Hey) (Hey)

I’m getting bored, this song needs (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey)

Someone who is back

Uh, guess that’s me the name’s Juicy J

I sold my ass out for Katy Perry

Dark Horse is the name of this wack beat but there ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me

Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian)

Katy, check your brain, I think it’s missing (missing) all these blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were they trippin? [Bummer's Even Douche]

I think that I was drugged.

Why else would I agree to do this?

I used to be straight hood but now I’m making pop garbage.

Every video I do this have to stand up above all the rest

Time to use my enormous tits to escape this horrible green screen set (Hey)

There is nobody, nobody (NOBODY)

That’s good enough for Katy (FOR KATY)

So screw all you, peace out dudes (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey)

I don’t think so bitch!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

I always knew they were fake.