Elastic Heart Parody

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb

You'll be so grateful when it's done

Shia Lebeouf doesn't have much on

He looks like a half naked dirty bum

And this little blonde girl is such a freak

With such an odd limber physique

The whole thing's just them in a cage

Doing this paedophile ballet

"Hey creep, get away!"

"I'm twelve, you're twenty-eight!"

No-one's going to understand what this is

They're gonna think we're geniuses!

Your underwear's dirty and smells really putrid

I'm method acting, that's my shit

Good god you're so disgusting!

Sia, why aren't you in this thing?

I don't appear in videos

Or face the audience at shows

Do you hate when folks watch you sing?

No it's a pretentious art thing

Besides, I'd rather people watch this

You two dancing like idiots

Hey! A mini- me but without boobs

And a creep whose beard looks like pubes

This does not seem legal!

This is art you asshole!

Who are you guys?

We are the fbi!

Put the twelve year old down now Shia

You're under arrest for dancing with a young child

Hands up right now paedophile!

Don't arrest him, this was all my idea!

Who the hell are you?

I am Sia

If this paedo video was made by you

I guess we will arrest you too!

There's no need to arrest me

I tweeted an apology!