Hello Kitty Parody

I’m a psycho pale germaphobe

don’t don’t don’t don’t touch me

The sun is burning me

I can’t stand sunlight

it’s been ten years since I’ve been outside

you can take a pic but don’t come near me

My skin is translucent

I look like a Skrillex mutant

Get this vampire away from me!

Hey hey hey hey

I don’t need your judgement

the guy from Nickelback is my husband

I get enough shit already

Your husband’s music sucks!

I used to be punk rock

but now I’m trying to act J-Pop

my career’s dead someone help me

Hey hey hey hey

This video’s so bad

the lyrics are so sad

that Hello Kitty has banned me

I am so immature

dressed up like I am four

am I rocker or anime?

I am so c-c-confused!

You stole my haircut and skin tone!

And my Dubstep style you ho

This song is a horrible joke

These lyrics fit on a post it note

This vid is so racist

made my dancers look cloned and brainless

cause they all look alike to me!

Is this bitch serious?

Paid them tons of money to stereotype their country

We bring dishonor to family

Hey hey hey hey

Calm down Mrs. Lavigne

I don’t carry disease

you look extremely sickly

Someone kill this guy dead

he just touch my forehead

get me disinfected right now please!

I-I-I I can’t breathe!

Why are you moving like a cartoon?

Because that’s what Japanese girls do

They all clap their hands and sound like this

Get out of here you damn racist!

Avril, you must stop this!

everybody hates it

even more than they despise Nickelback!

I think we were way off

Dubstep J-pop’s not hot

the way back to the top is rap

Gre-gre-gre-great idea!

Avil on the track ho

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken so finger lickin’

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken so finger lickin’

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken so finger lickin’

This is gonna be huge with the urban market

You two some dumbmothafuckas