What Makes You Beautiful Parody

Check out my hair, isn't it cute

I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo

we're throwing rocks, and acting tough

even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup

our manager says we have to act straight,

even though we're all gay!

we're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks

but secretly what we're looking for is some dick

shut the hell up guys and get back in THE closet,

they can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro

snorting bath salts and jumping in place,

look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face

get away from me you psychos I have some mace

DAMN, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful

NO NO NO get lost you drugged up homos

we're playing sports, so we seem straight

our manager says that thats a girl wa-a-ay

you need the gals, for record sales

so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day

oh whats the point everyone can see it?

its obvious we like penis!

we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves

all we want to do is watch magic mike all day

lets all get into the water and masterbate

I'm gonna think bout you

I'm gonna think about you too

god dammit guys please stop being gay

ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies

if they find out your queers our sales will go away

ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night

theres a girl, go and act like straight guys

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off

but looking at you makes our penises go soft

OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!

hey there boys it's the hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch

and I've been watching you all this time

I've gotta say that your all looking mighty fine

why don't we head back to my place and have some wine?

yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical

NO NO NO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME!

woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful!