Solitary Is Fun

Solitary is fun

Really number one

Locked in a steel cell

All your life

I killed once

I killed twice

Maybe soon I'll be so nice

When they let me out on parole one more time

Locked in a steel cage at night

Like animals in the zoo

That's right

If you had

Killed you'd get

Off scott free

But you went for the money

Now you're in here

Someone that's

Innocently killed

The murderer will get out on bail

Or stay one year in jail

Maybe less

But if somebody

Holds up a bank

Or steals from the government

He might as well be dead

They'll throw away the key

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Prison isn't really bad

If you want to be a fag

Solitary confinement

Is the only way

You'll be by yourself

Padded wall all around

You'll get the darkness you deserve

[Chorus]