Small Talk Stinks

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks

See the young man in his new gown

Small talk stinks

Talking up to his bouffant drag

Something that he's never had

He says he loves you with flowers

A sentence should be like a serpent

Quick with a sting in its tail

String me a line that has meaning and depth

There's no small talk with walky talkies

Small talk stinks.

I said it stinks

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks.

You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat-back-chat

There's no idle gossip in braille

Taking combs three times an day

Twice an hour

Indentikit cute lips from wall to wall

See the young man in his new gown

Stand in line for the photo call

Talking up to his bouffant drag

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks

Small talk stinks