St. Vitus Dance

Back in the good old days when dancing meant exploding

The idea was simple for a decent overloading

And for a multiple flash with no cords attached

He came up with a more remote flash trigger

It's connected to an accessory in his hip

Which automatically fires in perfect synchro

But perhaps his most exciting development is his angle

They call it the dance

It's the St. Vitus dance

Such flexibility

What an accessory

See his soft bounce

What flexibility

Such a soft bounce

What an accessory

And for special effects he has six filters

Three coloured red with the others pilfered

And if you really want to know what that means

He could throw a blue flash from eighty-five feet

Of course you might want to check out your own little output

So we devised a few simple and easy to crack contortions

So you can bump and scrape all the day through

With the dance

It's the St. Vitus dance

The St. Vitus dance

Such flexibility

What an accessory

Such a soft bounce

What flexibility

Such a soft bounce

Check his hot shoe

Feel his output

He's a light machine

See his angle

He's a light machine