Lee Majors Come Again

Hold up, goddammit, this thing

Alright, wait, hold on, Adam

This thing keeps falling off

Woo, doing it big, ah-ah

I'm the lyrical, mathematical genius

Splashing like lime juice, you've never seen this

Internationally known, the longest, the leanest

Shout-out to one José Nenis

I hit 'em with the rhyme and the rhyme don't stop

We got the beat and the beat go drop

The ping pong paddle make the battle go pop

Now take a look around this spot

I'm seeing every detail like an over-cranked camera

Sleestaks in the back say, "Damn ya"

You say, "I can't" and I say, "Why can't ya?"

Chopping the track in the in the land of [unverified]

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you

There's a bird in here

That's my DJ, not Doctor Brassiere

Dropping bombs like a bombardier

Like cacao, it's a chocolatier

We're giving y'all a lil' slice of heaven

B Boys bringing it back to A7

Deal with the schism, ride on the rhythm

Sweet like pie and the pie's what I give 'em

I'll stage a coup and usurp your position

'Cause, 'cause like a Mormon, I'm on a mission

We're audible-visible, cadence is lyrical

Got the mental and physical when the moment is critical

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you

Ruff

Uh, Lee Majors come again

Like the Six Dil-Million Dollar Man

Woo, watch out

In the back of the bus, gonna bust

Lee Majors style

I said stop, watch how I flip

Bill Piedmont with the Kung-Fu grip

Haymaker, roundhouse, show can't continue

At the roller rink down in Virginia

Oh yeah, did I spill the beans?

I see your grandpa in Apple Bottom jeans

A Von Dutch cap, UGG boots to match

The word gets out, you can't take it back

I'm just a pause tape competition expert winner

Just a doggone long-armed tall yarn spinner

You want a battle? Easy now, star

My DJ's so nasty, he needs a sneeze guard

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you

You wanna buy this, you wanna take that

Wanna, wanna try this, wanna, wanna make that

You can't abide this, you wanna fake that

Take a look around you