The Great Defector

I am the defector

and you're the farmer's daughter

You be teasing us farm boys

till we start talking bout those rabbits, George

Oh won't you tell us 'bout those rabbits, George?

I am the defector

I give it what it need

Let's make a new world order

Let's make it rhyme

You're the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto

I love the way your underwire bra always sets off that x-ray machine

Coming in to land and I love the colour of it all

Blue lights on the runway and I love the colour of it all

I am the defector

Cos someone stirred my soul

with that great big stick of hers

kinda looks like an oar

The accountants have taken the movie

Yea, they're on set

the people from the mobile phone company

say who gets to play and who gets to not

You're a picture of a checkout girl

Hand me a plastic bag

I got the sweats trying to open it

as it all piles up I wish I didn't bite my nails

Coming in to land and I love the colour of it all

Blue lights on the runway and I love the colour of it all

Getting ready to spill my guts and I love the colour of it all

To the waitress on rollerskates, I love the colour of it all

I am the defector

so I must affect an air

of a man who's maybe seen too much

but still just manages to care

Still you're the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto

I love the way your underwire bra always sets off that x-ray machine

Coming in to land and I love the colour of it all

Blue lights on the runway and I love the colour of it all

Getting ready to spill my guts and I love the colour of it all

To the waitress on rollerskates, I love the colour of it all