We All Get Crazy At Christmas

Well, there's a twenty pound turkey in the oven

And there's a big old log upon the fire

Momma's runnin' 'round in her new frilly gown

Daddy's dressed in Santa Claus attire

All the kids hang stockings near the chimney

And in the living room there stands an old Spruce tree

What causes this family's strange behaviour

I guess it's just that time of year to be

We all get crazy at Christmas

Gather 'round and sing those Yuletide songs

If we all get crazy at Christmas

Lord, I wish we could stay crazy all year long

Well, it's enough to make old Scrooge say "Season's Greetings"

And it's enough to make the rich folks help the poor

Charity abounds when that feelin' comes around

Why don't it come around some more

We all get crazy at Christmas

Gather 'round and sing those Yuletide songs

Yeah, we all get crazy at Christmas

Lord, I wish we could stay crazy all year long

I want to thank Baby Jesus

Born in a manger long ago

'Cause on his birthday wars stop fighting for awhile

And it's the closest thing we have to peace on Earth

'Cause we all get crazy at Christmas

Gather 'round and sing those Yuletide songs

Yeah, we all get crazy at Christmas

Lord, I wish we could stay crazy all year long

Why can't we stay crazy all year long