Your Redneck Past

choose from any number of magazines

who do you want to be?

billy idol or kool moe dee?

if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past

there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

they'll never send you home

roots!

the funny limbs that grow underground

that keep you from falling down

don't you think that you'll need them now?

just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past

yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past

you'll show them all back home

desole

je suis american

please cook my steak again

je suis american

desole

je ne parle pas francais

laws vary from state to state

getcha some books on tape

learn about holes in space

if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past

there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

it's good to be back home