Lovesick Diagnostician

Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart

Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start.

When she walked right out that door

Left me cryin on the floor

She said she's only going to the store

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?

Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis

You would think I had chronic halitosis

Dr.Yang

Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full

and she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool

The last time I saw her in her car

I threw her shit out in the yard,

Locked her out and headed to the bar

Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?

Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis

I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this

Dr.Yang

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Couldn't get back my girlfriend

Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head)

Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead)

Call my girlfriend from your number

Explain that you're a doctor

Tell her that I love her so

She hurt me more than she could know

And even with all your degrees

There's nothing you can do for me

She won't have to block my number any more

Dr. Yang

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Dr. Yang

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Dr. Yang

Gonna kill myself tonight

Tell her that, Dr. Yang