The Ugliest House On The Block

If it's not one thing it's another

Flies buzzing around big as hawks

I'm not just screaming for my supper

I live at the ugliest house on the block

So what

So what

I've been trying to make a little money

If you got the honey I got the pot

I'm tired hearing you're so lonely

I live in the ugliest house on the block

Get the hell off my lot

Yeah get the hell off my lot

Yeah so what

Beating on a dead horse for filler

I don't go over well with the live stock

These are serious times there are serial killers

Next to the ugliest house on the block

I heard that they hate my house a lot

They say I ain't gotta shot

I know I ain't gotta shot

Entertainment's where it's at

Reality reruns on crack

My own dad could give a crap

I'd wear his love if I had a hard hat

I would rob, but I hate the cops

Sirens roar and guns go pop

And Rock 'n Rolls become Hip Hop

Oh well

So what

Yeah so what

Oh hell

Suck it up

So what

I swear to God I'm not a sinner

I know God likes me a lot

He has saved me in the river

So I'll stay in the ugliest house on the block

I'll stay in this ugly house til I rot

Be glad for what I got

Entertainment's where it's at

Reality reruns on crack

My own dad could give a crap

I'd wear his love if I had a hard hat

I would rob but I hate the cops

Sirens roar and guns go pop

And Rock 'n Roll's become Hip Hop

Oh nana oh nana na oh nana nana oh nana oh nana oh na na na

Na na na na

Entertainment's where it's at

Reality reruns on crack

My own dad could give a crap

I'd wear his love if I had a hard hat

I would rob but I hate the cops

Sirens roar and guns go pop

And Rock 'n Roll's become Hip Hop

You can't be something that you're not

And when I go lay my head down

I want a man to stay around

We'll live in this ugly house

Oh well

So what

Yeah so what

Oh hell

This sucks