Welcome To Better Luck Next Time

Hello and welcome to something we like to call

Behind the Music, we’d like to invite you all

Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer; Better Luck Next Time is here

Well my name is Brian, I like to buy lots of toys

Horror is cool, I sing about girls and boys

Nintendo rocks, all the other’s suck; another broken heart… aww fuck

John drives for hours to play in the band

Elevators from another land, Holzer can fix them ‘cause he’s the man

His name is Matthew, but everyone calls him Matt

Fuzzo for short, he talks about this and that

And his favorite band is NOFX; Joseph is coming up next…

JJ has t-shirts with writing that says his name

He drinks Patron as if it were Kool-Aid

Can you please pass him a Red Bull ‘cause he’s 12 hours deep and he’s full

Christopher Lucas is someone you ought to know

Give him a hammer, he’ll build a casino

2, 4, 6, 8, weed is really great!