Bad Penny

Ought to know what a liar I am, ought to know me by now

Don't curse me for my nature, don't bless me for my luck

Just a bad penny, I always come back to you

Just a bad penny

Just a bad penny, I always come back to you

Should have known you couldn't trust me

Far as you can throw me, throw me

Couldn't throw me too far

Just a bad penny, couldn't throw me too far

I think I fucked your girlfriend once

Maybe twice, I don't remember

Then I fucked all your friends' girlfriends

Now they hate you

Just a bad penny, just a bad penny

Just a bad penny, just a bad penny

Such a bad penny, such a bad penny

Bad, bad penny, bad, bad penny

Ought to know what a liar I am, ought to know me by now

Such a bad penny

Ooh bad, bad penny, bad, bad penny

Ought to know what a liar I am, ought to know me by now

Ought of known you couldn't trust me

As far as you can throw me, throw me

Such a bad penny, such a bad penny

Such a bad penny, such a bad penny

Slap my hand