Thirteen Women and Only One Man In Town

Last night I was dreaming, dreamed about the H-bomb

Well, the bomb went off and I was caught

I was the only man on the ground

There was a-thirteen women and only one man in town

Thirteen women and only one man in town

And as funny as it may be

The one and only man in town was me

Well, thirteen woman and me the only man around

I had two girls every morning

Seeing that I was well fed

And believe you me, one sweetened my tea

While another one buttered my bread

Two girls gave me my money

Two girls made me my clothes

And another sweet thing, bought me a diamond ring

About forty carats I suppose

Well, thirteen women and only one man in town

There was a-thirteen women and only one man in town

It was something I can't forget

Because I think of those thirteen women yet

Well, thirteen woman and only one man around

I had three girls dancing the mambo

Three girls balling the jack

And all of the rest really did their best

Boy, they sure were a lively pack

I thought I was in heaven

And all of these angels were mine

But I woke up and ended the dream

'Cause I had to get to work on time

Well, a-thirteen women and only one man in town

There was a-thirteen women and only one man in town

No, I can't tell you where I've been

'Cause I kind of think that someday I'll go back again

To those thirteen women and me the only man around

Well, a-thirteen women and me the only man around

Well, a-thirteen women and me the only man around