Ain't No Crime

You got to open your eyes in the morning

Nine o'clock comin' 'out any warnin'

Gotta get ready to go

You say you went out late last evenin'

Did a lot of drinkin'

Come home stinkin'

And you went and fell asleep on the floor

And then your lady comes and finds you asleepin'

Starts in to weepin' 'bout the hours you been keepin'

And you better get your ass out the door

Ain't no crime

Yeah, it's good to get it on to get a load off your mind

It ain't no crime

Well, everybody gets that way some time

It ain't no crime. Ooooh.

You got to open your eyes in the mornin'

Nine o'clock comin' without any warnin'

Gots'ta get ready to go

Well now you tell me you love somebody

And you'll love 'em forever

You may love 'em forever

But you won't like 'em all of the time

Well now you tell me you need somebody for the rest of your life

You might have somebody

But you won't want 'em ev'ryday

Ain't no crime

Well it's just human nature

Happens all the time

It ain't no crime

Well don't think twice about it

Get it off your mind

Ain't no crime. Ooooh.

Ain't no crime

Well, it's good to get it on to get a load off your mind

I say it ain't no crime

Well it's just human nature

Happens all the time

It ain't no crime. Ooooh.

You got to open your eyes in the morning

Nine o'clock comin' 'out any warnin'

You gotta get ready to go

And just as surely as the wind keeps blowin'

The grass keeps growin'

You gotta keep goin'

And the Lord have mercy on your soul.

Woooh.