A Pain In The Gas

Left for work this mornin'

Without any warnin'

That little tiny gage said it's that time

So I started lookin'

But I just kept on lookin'

As I read the prices there upon those signs

Soon I knew my luck was out

My tank was dry and just about

Put me on my feet and send me cryin'

So I pulled up to a pump

Feeling as dumb as a stump

Grabbed that nozzle and bent over one more time

It's a pain in my gas

It's killin' me so fast

All my hard earned money just thrown away

Blame bin Ladin or Sudan

Irak or Iran

All I know is this a-hurtin' just won't pass

There seems to be a real pain in my gas

So if you see me thumbin'

A-beggin' or a-bummin'

Ponder these three questions that I ask

Who's to blame for all my sorrow

Does relief lie in tomorrow

In the meantime could I borrow

A little cash

'cause there's a pain in my gas

It's killin' me so fast

All my hard earned money just thrown away

Blame bin Ladin or Sudan

Irak or Iran

All I know is this a-hurtin' just won't pass

There seems to be a real pain in my gas

Help me doctor there's a deep pain in my gas

Mr president there's a real pain in my gas