My Christian Name

My girl's beautiful with two black eyes

She doesn't get them from me

She gets them from other guys

I tickle her for names, but she flatly refuses

Her kaleidoscope bruises are just what she chooses

When we're sliding she calls me by my Christian name

She's playing Psychocandy again and again

She don't believe in sin

And she never feels no shame

My girl's building things

She won't let me see

She's making mud out of me

She's making knees for the bees

She taught me how to curse like the jetsam and flotsam

Now I know how to boss them

Yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome

She's got no middle name I could ever call her

She's filling me with fever, giving me cholera

I wanna tell her that I love her

But I don't want to be a bother

Here, you, that'll be alright

Leaving me alone on a Saturday night

Tsk, tsk, wipe off the disc

2C-B is always a risk

You know I always get caught

Whenever I want to have a wee shot

She's got no middle name I could ever call her

She's filling me with fever, giving me cholera

I wanna tell her that I love her

But I don't want to be a bother