I Don't Wanna Work That Hard

You've got an eye for diamonds and things that shine

You want a slick black Jag and a cellar of wine

I'd have to hold two jobs to keep you in my arms

And I don't wanna work that hard

I met your Mama and she turned up her nose

At my dirty work boots and my co-op clothes

Ain't gonna kiss her butt just to win her heart

No, I don't wanna work that hard

I don't wanna work for something

That's only gonna add up to nothing

Girl, I gonna miss your loving

Knowing how sweet your kisses are

But you're always asking me to watch your dog

Bathe em and to feed em, take him out for a walk

Well, he's a hundred and eighty pound Saint Bernard

Hell, I don't wanna work that hard

And your old boyfriend is still hanging on

He's and ex-black belt with a jealous bone

Don't wanna have to whop him out behind some bar

No, I don't wanna work that hard

I don't wanna work for something

That's only gonna add up to nothing

Girl, I gonna miss your loving

Knowing how sweet your kisses are

I don't wanna work for something

That's only gonna add up to nothing

Girl, I gonna miss your loving

Knowing how sweet your kisses are

I'd have to hold two jobs to keep you in my arms

Kiss your Mama's butt and your Saint Bernard's

Whop your ex-boyfriend at some bar

And I don't wanna work that hard

Baby, I ain't gonna work that hard