No Woman

Five hours of football one afternoon

Three nights of poker dragging in past two

Four years of trying to make it last

Even a fool could do the math

No woman is gonna hang around

For some man who can't figure it out

Do the numbers, it all adds up to

No woman, no woman for you

One of seven boxes, one Uhall truck

Three brawny men a'loading it up

One thousand "I'm sorry's" ten minutes too late

One fed up girl on the interstate

No woman is gonna hang around

For some man who can't figure it out

Do the numbers, it all adds up to

No woman, no woman for you

Congratulations Einstein

Look at what you've done

You've solved the equation

For two minus one

No woman is gonna hang around

For some man who can't figure it out

Do the numbers, it all adds up to

No woman, no woman for you

No woman, no woman for you