What's my age again?

1. I took her out it was Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out and she took off my pants

But then turned on the TV

R: And that's about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are stile more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

2. Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And you husband's in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

R: And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are stile more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID?

My friends say I should act my age?

My friends say I should act my age?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

R: And that's about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in Freshman year?

What the hell is wrong with me

My friends say I should act my age?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

R: That's about the time she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me?

I never want to act my age?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?