Ultranol

For coughs and colds and scabby holes

Itchy pimples, unseemly moles

For funny turns and Chinese burns

For aching heads we're most concerned

For staying lively, getting it nightly

This we guarantee

That Ultranol is the new remedy

Before you go to bed take two or three

When you wake up you'll feel better

For aches and pains and jellied brains

Help you sleep and smile again

Nouw you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless

You get much more although you pay less

Revitalise that sexual drive

In fact, be born again

Yes Ultranol will put you on the map

Take four or five then have a little nap

When you wake up you'll feel better

For your coughs and scabby holes

Keep you young although you're feeling old

If you're not protected you're going to get is

So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it

Suck 'em and see