#deep

This songs about how deep I am

I'm really fucking deep bro

So deep that it's called "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?

Me neither

Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?

Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand

'Cause they stick together

Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish

A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal

Then I am a freshly jellied kid

Come witness my crowning

These thoughts of mine

Must be a sign that I'm hashtag deep

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?

Me neither. Me neither!

Have you ever wrote

A song note for note

And not a single note was out of place?

Duh

Hold on.

Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!

Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape?

Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks

The people in my life are like blades of grass.

How?

'Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!

Art is a harlot

And I am her sassy urban friend

Mmm, bitch, why you being so selfish?

If momma is right and the world is my oyster

Then I must have an allergy to shell

You don't know

How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead

Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head

Spend forever asleep, 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

Hashtag deep