Carol of the Bartenders

Hark all they got

Tales seem to flow

Gin tinkling

More Chardonnay

Christmas is here

Drinking the cheer

Ice cubes are cold

More Cuervo Gold

Don't be a dink

Watch what you drink

Don't be a dork

Don't pop the cork

Don't take the wheel

Don't be a heel

Don't grab the stick

Don't be a dick

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't let your buddy Budweiser in the car

Be a buddy, don't drink and drive

If you think you've had a few to many

Grab a booth and sober up at Denny's

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Hark all they got

Tales seem to flow

Don't drive away

Don't swerve and sway

Christmas is here

Drinking the cheer

Ice cubes are cold

More Cuervo Gold

Don't be dink

Watch what you drink

Don't be a dork

Don't pop the cork

Don't take the wheel

Don't be a heel

Don't grab the stick

Don't be a dick

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Have Shirley Temple drive

You'll get home alive

She's a friend that

Won't drink and drive

If you drink Gin Fizzes like the fishes

You will land your britches in the ditches

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive

Don't take the wheel

Don't be a heel

Don't grab the stick

Don't be a dick

Don't drink and drive