Christmas Party Song

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble

Got too drunk at the company affair

Sat on the copier, wore no apparel

Did it on a dare

Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger

Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee

Till someone said, "You don't know the danger."

"The boss's friend is gay"

More beer for you and for me

And stories for us to share

No fear, I jumped on a desk

And danced while everyone stared

I didn't even know I put on a show

Till next morning take a look at that

It's faxed to one and all

Merry Christmas to one and all

It's Christmas time at the office party

We'll get drunk, and do annoying things

I grabbed the boss's wife by the ass

And had myself a fling

We'll goose a friend and tell off a manager

Piss him off and send him on his way

And have a toast to laugh at his anger

Pink slips on the way

"You're fired!"

More beer for you and for me

And stories for us to share

No fear, I'm happy to table dance

On cubicle square

She didn't even know she put on a show

Until the next morning, take a look at that

It's posted on the internet

Merry Christmas to one and all!

"You're fired! Oh, and uh, Merry Christmas!"