I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer

I came upon a roadkill deer

A sorrowful sight to behold

He lay upon the highway's edge

His body was stiff and cold

I bet he never saw the car

Careening through the snow

The lights shone brightly in his eyes

And then they laid him low

I came upon a roadkill deer

And lifted him off the road

We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast

Of Bambi sloppy joes

Be careful of those gravel bits

They really get stuck in your teeth

We'll place the antlers from his head

Upon our holiday wreath

(I came upon a roadkill deer)

(A sorrowful sight to behold)

He gave his all to bring good cheer

As thumper mistletoe