Jingle Hells Bells

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'

Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten

Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string

These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub

Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes

Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's

Jingle hell's bells

Ho Ho Ho