Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator

Teddy the red-nosed senator

Had a very shiny car

And if you ever saw it

You were probably at a bar.

All of the other senators

Wondered how he got his dames

They thought he drank too many

To play in any bedroom games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say:

"Teddy with your nose so red,

Won't you help me guide my sled?"

That's how the police found them

Wrapped around a maple tree

Teddy the red-nosed senator

He's a drunken S.O.B.