Three Inch Tool

little me my nuts are small as pearls

you like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a

squirrel

some times it bugs me cause i'm not a bigger guy

when i was a baby it was exactly the same size

but theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three

inch tool

come home with me have a cocktail at my place

ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base

in my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he's

a friendly little thing

but there's nothing i can do i only got a three inch

tool

when im coming out of the pool i only got a one inch

tool

some times i wonder if it will ever extend

i get embarrased when im hanging with my friends

they like to razz me i dont know why they get me a

happy meal and super size my fry

and theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch

tool

when im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch

tool

yeha its small but it's real cool im happy with a three

inch tool

i only got a three inch tool