Bald headed woman

Now a golden haired woman she'll take all your gold

Her eyes may be warm but her feet would be cold

And she would get fat just as soon as she's old

Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Hey, hey, stay away

She'll make you miserable all of your day

Hey, hey, stay away

Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Now a raven haired woman she'll burn with desire

Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire

But once you get married then she'll be too tired

Stay away from a raven haired woman.

I said hey, hey, stay away

She'll make you miserable all of your day

Hey, hey, stay away

Stay away from a raven haired woman.

Now a red headed woman she'll scream and she'll roar

She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor

And she'll fool around with the fellow next door

Stay away from a red headed woman.

But a bald headed woman she'll love you each day

You can beat her and kick her but she'll always stay

'Cause she knows no one's comin' to steal her away

Hurray for a bald headed woman.

Hey, hey, that's a way

She'll make you happy the rest of your day

Hey, hey, that's a way

Hurray for a bald headed woman...