If a Man Answers

If a man answers your phone when I call

Ooh... there's gonna be some screamin'

And that ain't all

'cause if I'm here callin' you

Then who's the who I'm talkin' to?

Why any fool could see

That for sure it ain't me

So, if a man answers your phone

Then, honey we're through!

Now... everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

Where there ain't no party line

Ya hear me talkin'...

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Ooh... and there better be a soprano

On the other end

'cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you'd be home alone.

Well... then I'm wastin' my time

A-not to mention my dime

So, if a man answers your phone

Then, honey I'm gone!

Now... everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

Where there ain't no party line

Ya hear me talkin'...

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Ooooh... and there better be a soprano

On the other end

'cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you'd be home alone.

Well... I'm wastin' my time

Not to mention my dime

So, if a man answers your phone

Then, honey I'm gone!