Evil Dick

Evil dick

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Evil dick likes warm, wet places,

evil dick don't care about faces.

Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,

evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.

Evil dick.

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Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,

don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

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I had this girl

she said she loved me,

thought there was no one ever above me,

she wanted to marry

and have my child,

but evil dick

he had to get buck wild.

Took me out one night

out with the freaks

if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.

My girl caught me skeezin' she said

I wasn't shit!

I said, "It wasn't me, baby.

it was the muthafucka

evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,

don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

And when evil dick has its way,

it sounds a little like this.

AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH

COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,

AH, AH, AH, AH,

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH

OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,

don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."