Goodbye Cool World

1	Old and Unprofessional	0:53
2	King of Minneapolis, Pt. I & II	3:26
3	Even Winning Feels Bad	3:58
4	Side Projects Are Never Successful	4:13
5	5 Funerals	2:52
6	My Response To An Article In Alternative Press	2:13
7	Sorry, Brooklyn, Dancing Won't Solve Anything	4:56
8	It's Official! We're Borrrrring!	2:15
9	From Martyrdom to Startyrdom	2:23
10	All Alone In My Big Empty Apartment	2:19
11	Fuck the Fans	0:29
12	Grudge Report	4:12
13	King of Minneapolis, Pt. III & IV	3:14
14	Anywhere I Lay My Head	2:04