Chihuahua

I can't dance and I can't sing, I can't do anything

I can't even find my way around town

And I'm 15 and a fool, can't you see

So don't fall in love with me

I'm a rock and roll puppet in a band called Bow Wow Wow

Better of to be a rabbit, at least they have more fun with a gun

I just go on and on, and on and on and on

I wasn't supposed to sing that one

Pop, pop, pop, pop gun

And the Greeks had a word for it, it went like this

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua

Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more

A nodding tell a chance, no one can stop it

So don't think of this fool this little girl Sue

I'm a horrid little idiot, can't you see

So don't fall in love with me

My moronic gestures, keep on pestering you

I'm frost and sun energy, don't drink to this fool

Call a doctor, don't be cruel

Don't you know nothing can stop me crooning over you

And the Greeks had a word for it

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua

Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more, Chihuahua

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua

Everybody try it now, cos there's not always more

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua

Everybody try it now, cos there's not always more

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua, bow wow, wow, bow wow, Chihuahua

Everybody try it now, 'cos there's not always more