To Kiss A Trumpet Player

Its so white out today

I'm missing the blues

So you think He's the best in the whole world?

You should kiss more,

Trumpet players girl

See you sucking the brass cap,

We'll see who has the last laugh,

And the trumpet of that man,

Do a twitch and you can't get past them

I can't take anymore

I've got to get to the door

Looking down at the knees

Too many fake ideas

I can't hear the band

I don't know where to stand

And it's pouring in, and I...

Will you please kiss me?

On stage the bugle looks so cute

And the trumpet goes "toot toot toot"

Happy billie holidays

I feel like history

And if the visitor's missin' me

I'm not much of a player

Kiss kiss kiss me yeah.

I'm not much of a player

Kiss kiss kiss me yeah

I'm not much of a player

Kiss kiss kiss me yeah

I'm not much of a player

Kiss kiss kiss me yeah

I'm not much of a player.

See us stuck in Nebraska

And I'll have the last laugh

Yeah that trumpet man

I do a twitch and I can get past them.

I can't take anymore

I've got to get to the door

Looking down at the knees

Too many fake ideas

I think I can't hear the band

I don't know where to stand

It's a crazy dream

As it seems

Will you please kiss me?

Happy billie holidays

I feel like history

And if the visitor's missin' me

I'm not much of a player

Kiss kiss kiss me yeah.

Yeah yeah yeah.