I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus

I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus

And I know just why because

I'm gonna pull, pull, pull, on his beard

Pull, pull, to see if it's real

I'm gonna tick, tick, tickle him on the tummy

Because he laughs so funny

He's so jolly and so fine

When he comes around on Christmas time

I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus

And the reason is because

I know a boy and girl he never goes see

He never brings 'em toys like he does for me

I'm gonna pop, pop Santa Claus

With my water pistol gun

And then I'll take his bags of toys and run

And bring to all the kids who don't have none

I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus

And I know just why because

I'm gonna pull, pull, pull, on his beard

Pull, pull, to see if it's real

I'm gonna tick, tick, tickle him on the tummy

Because he laughs so funny

He's so jolly and so fine

When he comes around on Christmas time

I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus

And the reason is because

I know a boy and girl he never goes see

He never brings 'em toys like he does for me

I'm gonna pop, pop Santa Claus

With my water pistol gun

And then I'll take his bags of toys and run

And bring to all the kids who don't have none