Lose Lose Situation

When we fall out I like to go driving in my car

Listen to something ironic and end up in a bar

Get an ear full of shit from a stranger who's got a broken heart

Weighing up what would be more painful

Staying with yer man or going back to her

Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?

It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime

You can never win with women

Its pointless trying to try

It's a lose, lose situation until the day you die

Everybody knows the score

She'll be crying to the mother in law

Then I'll be sleeping out with the dog

Must give Inter Flora a call

Then we make up I'll be walking on egg shells for a day

I'll clean the house in the hope that I might get a lay

I think back to that drunken stranger, something that he said

"You made your bed so lie in it she'll be quiet when your dead"

Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?

It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime

You can never win with women

Its pointless trying to try

It's a lose, lose situation until the day you die