Shopping Spree

This is how I like to spend my afternoons

Cruising Sainsbury's car park

Trying to park a big four door saloon

There aint nothing that I'd rather do

Than take a little shopping spree a little sunday shopping spree with you

Cos I said that we, should have come this morning

Cos now it's five past one and this place is heaving

So which road should we try and attempt first

Not using the one way system only makes things worse

Cos look there's one there by the red one

Oh no sorry he's not leaving he's not leaving

But what about that one there, they've got the pram out

No they're putting it together, they're putting the baby in it

Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees

Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen

Cos I'm losing the plot cos half the day's been wasted

Cos I could still be at home tucked up in bed

Or curled up on the sofa watching Eastenders

Or eating bacon sandwiches and thai sweet chilli crisps,

Or dozing through Wildlife On One

Or ordering a pint in the friendly poets corner

Cos anything could be better than this

Than sitting in a car park fighting over spaces

Cos this is how I like to spend my afternoons

Cruising Sainsbury's car park

Trying to park a big four door saloon

There aint nothing that I'd rather do than take a little shopping spree

A little sunday shopping spree with you

Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees

Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen

Tesco's, Sainsbury's and an Asda, card melting shopping sprees

Careful that the trolley rage don't get to ya, especially bad on aisle fourteen

Cos this is how I like to spend my afternoons

Cruising Sainsbury's car park

Trying to park a big four door saloon

There aint nothing that I'd rather do than take a little shopping spree

A little sunday shopping spree with you