Lyrics Bromheads Jacket

Bromheads Jacket

Trip To The Golden Arches

'Cause all the cars are slowing up

And now the lights are going red

And all these stupid little thoughts start swimming through my head

The girl in front's doing her lippy in the mirror there

A wide boy cruises up and he stops just to have a stare

Meanwhile the girl behind him's had enough and starts to beep

Sticks her finger out the window and starts shouting things

On the other side of the road two cars have had a prang

And in the middle of all this I'm just trying to stay calm

Cos who'd have thought you could have so much fun

Staring at two red lights

Wishing that you had a gun

Oh it wasn't supposed to turn out like this

I only popped out for a banana milkshake

And a supersized pack of chips

It wasn't supposed to turn out like this

Cos now my back's really starting to ache

Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake

The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me

And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me

Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down

The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for

Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 20" rims

And your cream leather seats

With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other

What's your problem you stupid mother

Cause who'd have thought you could have so much fun

Staring at two red lights

Wishing that you had a gun

Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this

I only popped out for a banana milkshake

And a supersized pack of chips

It wasn't supposed to turn out like this

Cause now my blood pressures up and my eyes have gone red

I've got rage on the brain, I need to get myself set

There's a policeman on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone

What's that 3 points, 60 quid

I should have stayed at home

Who'd have thought you could have so much fun

Staring at two red lights

Wishing that you had a gun

Oh, it wasn't supposed to turn out like this

I only popped out for a banana milkshake

And a supersized pack of chips

It wasn't supposed to turn out quite like this