The Centaur

Most people are curious

Some wanna get dirt on

The Centaur; I'm famous

I walk around with no shirt on

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down

I'm a man

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down

People are afraid of me but act like they love me

Feast your eyes upon my nudity

I am Beauty AND the Beast

I have plenty to say

But nobody listens because my cock is so big

And the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it

"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it

Sure, it's larger than yours

I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!

I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music

I'm told passion is my specialty

But really I'm old-fashioned

I'm quite well-built

As fas as physiques go

So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show

They wanna have pictures taken

Constantly assumin' that my sex drive

is three times that of a normal human

Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor

All they care about is my big dick because I'm the centaur

The porno industry

Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie

'Cause they think I look funny

But I'm lookin' for true love

Not groupies and freaks

More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind

I'm not the favorite kind of companion

For the average person

Sometimes things start well

But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem

Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get

Bein' a centaur's love interest

You don't care about my next life

Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life

Most people are curious

Some wanna get dirt on

The Centaur; I'm famous

I walk around with no shirt on

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down

I'm a man

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down