Souvenir

You're a blue ribbon surprise

A hot mold plastic dinosaur

You're a starfish from Florida

Give the machine another quarter

Watch it appear

Oooh you souvenir

Take yourself a handful of sand

And put it in your hat for awhile

Or how about this rubber band

You could be my good luck charm

When you appear

Oooh souvenir

Souvenir

I waited for you all year

Souvenir

I waited for you all year

I am so evil in the morning

But now that we have come this far

Don't say I gave you no warning

And don't make me stop this car

When you appear

Oooh souvenir

Souvenir

I waited for you all year

Souvenir

I waited for you all year

Souvenir

Souvenir

I waited for you all year