Fake

I can't believe what my girlfriend did today

She screamed so loudly then she turned away

Why did she cut me down to size?

She left me wondering

Can I do it right?

What am I gonna do now the games up?

Can't get her off that's kinda rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cos' I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat felt a disgrace

She looks so beautiful love on her face

Feeling stupid all on my own

I put it down to experience coz now I've grown

What am I gonna do now the games up?

Can't get her off that's kinda rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cos' I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake

It's quite uncanny

Cos' my favourite film is "when Harry met Sally"

Now we're finished there's no way

We're ever gonna be ok

Don't wanna be a fake

How low can I go?

You might find me reading Cosmo

But when I'm finished

You know, that you gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

Gotta girl on my sofa

getting undressed

I gotta know can I deliver

Cos' I'm feeling stressed

What am I gonna do is my game up?

I've got the goods is that enough?

There's almost nothing left to say

So wish me luck not gonna run

The final countdown has begun

Not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

What am I gonna do now the games up?

Can't get her off that's kinda rough

She better not tell my mates today

So baby tell me now

Do I need to measure?

Cos' I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake