Mummy Trade

I don't believe this

We've been friends for so long

It's so hard to see

You do this to me

You came round asking just to mow the garden

You're a clever guy

Cause you did it for free

It's funny

You think I don’t already know

What if I told you

I'm watching you

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzi's

You're screwed and

I'm done with you

Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard

I went to see

What the fuck was going on

And all knew

I didn't ever think things could be so wrong

You unzipped your flies

And now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don’t already know

What if I told you

I'm watching you

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzi's

You're screwed and

I'm done with you

Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

You did it to

Steven and ethan

Joey and nathan

Josie and david

Peter, john and mike

Alison, alistair, monica mcallister

Madison, harrison and the guy from saracens

If so they don't already know

What if I told you

They all hate you

I've told them about the movies

And all the late night jacuzzi's

You're screwed and

I'm done with you

Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you

I'm watching you

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzi's

You're screwed and

I'm done with you

Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone