Rock Vocal Power

Hello and welcome to the instructional audio series of

Rock Vocal Power, shout

With this easy to use, step-by-step audio program

You too will be able to sing like the pros

Here, you will learn all of the current trendy vocal techniques

Used by virtually all of today's chart-busters

I'm sure you're thinking

"How can I learn to sing like one of today's rock singers

When I can't sing at all?"

Well, it's not so hard with Rock Vocal Power

For just six easy installments of just $69.95

You'll get one instructional method

And this method breaks down the techniques

Of today's hot vocalists

So that you can learn at your own pace

Just listen to these testimonials by satisfied customers

When I started as a bar singer playing Pearl Jam covers

I wasn't quite able to capture the essence

Of a singer's voice, you know, till I bought

Rock Vocal Power

Now I've sold almost fifty million zillion records worldwide

And my own original music band, Praise the Lord

You too can learn from this amazing series

How to unlock the vocal treasure chest that awaits inside you

Who's there? Why, it's golden platinum

And it too can be yours but that's not all

For no extra charge we'll throw in a few extra methods

Like the pickle-in-mouth technique

The Cookie Monster

And the ever popular "Hey, look at me

I can't sing, so run me through me the computer"

I can't sing so good

Just think, with Rock Vocal Power

You'll never have to sound like this guy again